IF ANY PERSON OF ANY PROTECTED GROUP IS EVER A VICTIM OF A CRIME OR MISTREATED (EVEN IN RESPONSE) FOR ANY POSSIBLE REASON; WE WILL CONCLUDE THEM BEING A MEMBER OF THE GROUP WAS THE ABSOLUTE CAUSE AND MOTIVATION; AND THEN WE WILL USE THAT TO JUSTIFY HOW EVERYONE EVERYWHERE NEEDS TO DO MORE...BECAUSE LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED! SO IN EFFECT, WE WILL REACH OUR GOALS ONCE ZERO PEOPLE ON EARTH WITH MINORITY STATUS ARE EVER NEGATIVELY EFFECTED BY ANYTHING AND NONE OF THEM EVER LIE EVER AGAIN
