*Rewind from last night*
Staff guy: *knocks on door* "Everything good, Mr. Co'Brien?"
Onan: *ugh.* Just a second, I'll be right out
Staff guy: "You've been in there for like 5 minutes. You said you were peeing."
Onan: Yeah, just give me a couple more- oOOOAOIHAJAOJHJIOhjhhhhhh
Staff guy: ...
Onan: *walks out* You can go