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Success Kid Meme | WHEN YOU PULVERIZE ALL HIS TEETH, BURN OFF THE FINGERPRINTS, AND DISFIGURE HIS FACE. THIS WILL FORCE A DNA TEST TO ESTABLISH IDENTITY (IF IT EVER COMES TO THAT) WHICH MIGHT INTRODUCE THE LEGAL/FORENSIC HURDLE THAT SAVES YOUR ASS DOWN THE LINE. AN UNIDENTIFIABLE BODY CAN, IN A PINCH, BE DRESSED IN THRIFT STORE CLOTHES AND DROPPED IN A BAD PART OF TOWN WHERE THE POLICE ARE LESS LIKELY TO QUESTION IT | image tagged in memes,success kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
263 views 7 upvotes Made by Pillier234 1 year ago in Dark_humour
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1 up, 1y
These are some very helpful tips, but i already know all of it, that's how i have evaded the athorities for over 273 years
1 up, 1y,
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Thanks for the tip!
2 ups, 1y
No problem
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WHEN YOU PULVERIZE ALL HIS TEETH, BURN OFF THE FINGERPRINTS, AND DISFIGURE HIS FACE. THIS WILL FORCE A DNA TEST TO ESTABLISH IDENTITY (IF IT EVER COMES TO THAT) WHICH MIGHT INTRODUCE THE LEGAL/FORENSIC HURDLE THAT SAVES YOUR ASS DOWN THE LINE. AN UNIDENTIFIABLE BODY CAN, IN A PINCH, BE DRESSED IN THRIFT STORE CLOTHES AND DROPPED IN A BAD PART OF TOWN WHERE THE POLICE ARE LESS LIKELY TO QUESTION IT