Gardi's Market Stall

We have this one spell book filled with 5000 different spells
Its currently valued at $10,000 but I can put the price down to 80,000$

I just need a book that can scorch down a particular building I have grown hatred for... and it's not an orphanage... it's a severely special needs children building... I need a book that can do that and only that... and I need it to be destroyed upon usage...

DO you have the furry saberspark plush?

Sure ig, that'll be $25

thx!

How musch for an Ibanex SZ320 guitar?

$200

deal *gibs*

Thanks (takes money) Anything else?

YI- (/j)

:|

Yes we do, 50 cents for a glass

I guess that's just one glass then

do you have a straight up nuclear nuke

Yep, only $1000 per nuke

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(Carefully hand over a nuke) Just the one nuke, or do you need more?

no thanks

I require the raw uranium fuel rods

Sure. $50 per rod

How many rods will you buy?

37.5

I HATE MATHS
...ahem. that's $1875

Thanks (takes money)
Anything else?

car car binks

Lmao
That's $5

I need samurai cheems.

That's $500 per cheems, $250 extra each if you want them trained to the highest level possible

Thanks (takes money)

now where are my katana doges

We have lots of popcorners
$1 per kilogram

Excellent