Conan o'brian

Hi everyone
I’m Mabel

Onan’s thoughts: Why is this somewhat hot 13 year old spouting out random names… no get it together Onan, we’re on…

Onan: Oh! Are they in the audience tonight, or are they watching from wherever they are?

Mabel: they are here right now, they in the front row right now
Dipper: I can’t with this guy

*The camera cuts to them for a few seconds*
Stan: MYSTERY SHACK, GRAVITY FALLS, ALUMPHIA, BUY MORE KEYCHAINS-

Onan: Wow. Uh, let’s see- oh, who is that?

*Arthur Valentine enters as the audience cheers*

Mabel: who’s that man over there?

*me hearing Dipper* "Me too, kid. Me too..." *to myself btw*

Arthur: Hey hey hey Onan! And… Miss Pines.

Mabel: um, hello

Arthur: I wanted to present you and your family with…

*pulls out what appears to be a giant candy box the size of himself*

Mabel: oh my god, is that… (speechless in a good way)

(My internet sucks sorry)
*He opens it, revealing a smaller box. This keeps going until a smaller but still larger than normal box of candies is present*

Arthur: Happy Valentine’s Day, Ms. Pines

*He walks to Onan*

Arthur: And you get all the boxes.

Onan: HA! Great! We can use them as next year’s decorations!

Mabel: that’s is so amazing, this just made my day
(Dipper groans of jealousy)

(Me: *facepalm* "He did a little tomfoolery.")

Onan: Well thank you Arthur. You have a great night Ms. Pines. Folks, that’s the end of our show, the Tomorrow Show with Snyd Thompson’s up next. Thanks for watching and good night!

*cheers*

Mabel: bye everyone

(Me: What a nice show.)

*The cameras stop.*
Onan: That was great, Mabel. It was great having you on the show.

*He takes a box of tissues and stares at you for a couple seconds before heading into the bathroom*

(Me going to the VIP exit seeing these events unfold) "Hold up-"

Mabel: Onan is a lovely man
Dipper: why did he grab some tissues with him to the bathroom
(Mabel slaps dipper)
Mabel: first of all, I’m disappointed in you being jealous of me, but I don’t know why he grabbed them, probably the janitors forgot to restock the toilet paper

{Me: Only real men understand the real meaning of that… scene that happened. *thought out loud*}

(Me: OMG, that's a Halloween of candy! *thoughts*)

(Me: "When did THIS guy show up?" *to myself*)

Onan’s thoughts: Why is this somewhat hot 13 year old spouting out random names… no get it together Onan, we’re on…

Onan: Oh! Are they in the audience tonight, or are they watching from wherever they are?

Mabel: they are here right now, they in the front row right now
Dipper: I can’t with this guy

*cheers*
Onan: So, welcome to the show. You seen this show before?

Onan: How old are you? Your file said you were 13, right?

Mabel: Yes that’s correct

Onan: …yeah okay you stay up until midnight, sure

Anyway, how’s your visit to MSMG City been?

Mabel: it’s been amazing, while Grunkle Stan and Soos stayed at the hotel, me and Dipper explored the city on our own and it’s way nicer and modern than gravity falls in my opinion

Onan: Well I’ve never really been to that general part of the stream, so I can’t confirm that. Heheh. But uh, how’s your Valentine’s Day been?

Mabel: It’s been pretty much ok, Dipper begged Wendy to be his Valentine but she always refuses, it’s funny to see that he acts like that, I personally just move on because stuff like that, they don’t worry me

*Onan has read all the files on this guest. He knows who Dipper is, but not Wendy. He ignores it*

Onan: Right. You got any friends in Grass- what was it? Gravity Falls, right. Any friends who might be watching right now?

Mabel: I have a lot of friends there, but only Dipper, Stan and Soos came along, maybe they are watching it through their tv which I’m not saying it’s wrong but watching this live has the best quality

*me in the front row* "Bro couldn't even pronounce Gravity Falls right, but still a good show."

(In this universe Gravity Falls is as famous as Gustine, California)

*just sitting in front row not saying a thing*

*to myself* "Wonder where Dipper and the rest are? Eh, maybe I'll see them later."

*There’s an old guy in a suit and a hat sitting next to a boy with a hat and a fat dude in the audience*

"Wait, is that them? Hmm… maybe."

*me in like the fifth row* *screaming*

*escorted out*

*me* "[laughs at their suffering] They'll miss the show! Eh, they can catch up on TV."