"it was a figure of speech"
"im not going to be available on monday, I will be busy spreading propaganda"
"JUST BECAUSE WE ARE ON SHIPMENT DOES NOT MEAN ITS AN EXCUSE TO NOT PLAY THE OBJECTIVE"
"killed 'em with the bounce"
"so you are homephobic? then why don't you leave that home of yours and get some women."
*sees radar pinging the enemy above*
*throws drill charge*
*hit-marker noises but no kill*
"dammit"
*throws drill charge again*
*hitmarker + username of player killed*
"serves 'em right"
"okay press X to execute the prisoners"
*presses X*
*realization*