lmao me when

I kinda give off femboy vibes

lmao

Well, I'm not a trans fem (Cause I'm AFAB) but...

I can't cook....That well, at least.
I can however slightly teach folk how to cook, so...If you want any tips on how to fry pork without burning your arm and the burn ending up in the shape of a flip-flop.....Don't ask me how-

Because the last time I did that....Yea. I've already specified enough what happens.
Tuna pasta or żurek (a type of Polish soup that has sausage and egg in it.), I can cook just fine...But most other things...Yea, either I undercook something or overcook other parts.

oooh so the soup has kielbasa?
i f**king love kielbasa (my families polish)

Yup.
It can taste a little sour, it depends on who makes it.

aaah

Yea. My parents sometimes add biała kiełbasa (my phone lets me write ł so of course I'm gonna write it properly).

ooh yeah

Honestly, speaking of zurek, I had some yesterday.

i’ll have to ask my parents to make it

If they can make it then maybe they will.

yeah

Anyway-

i ain’t transfem but k would like to mention that time i burnt a grilled cheese sandwich

wow!!!! that’s more than me!!

i put corn in ramen once

my ancestors are ashamed

oof

Counter point: I exist

ah

And on god f**k cooking I took a year of culinary just to make a 50 on my soufflé when everyone else's had deflated

oh-
i can make spaghetti so that’s- cool?

I can cook

oh rad

:)

I wish I was

oh?

Wdym “oh?”

then why aren’t you :)

Irrational fear of my parents not approving (my dad is gone and most definitely won’t because he’s a control freak but my mom is around and I think she will but I’m scared)

oof

Yeah

parents have a hard time with change

Honestly I think if I ever did, I’d just sort of disappear to the other side of the planet and never see them again so I didn’t have to worry about them finding out

i wish i could tbh

Me too

…accurate

lol

Eat pickle :)

yes :)

I can cook

i can make packaged ramen… does that count?

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