IDC IF “I NEED TO BE THERE IN 5 MINUTES”; THE WAY WE MEASURE TIME WAS MADE UP BY THE HUMAN RACE. TIME IS AN ONGOING CONSTANT, AND THERE IS NO REAL WAY TO MEASURE IT. THE SECONDS, MINUTES, HOURS, DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS, YEARS, DECADES, AND CENTURIES WE OFTEN TALK ABOUT ARE NOT EVEN REAL AND ARE ONLY PERCEIVED AS REAL BECAUSE HUMANITY WANTED IT TO BE. WE ONLY MEASURE TIME SO THAT WE CAN KEEP TRACK OF RANDOM DATES AND EVENTS WHICH WOULD OTHERWISE BE INSIGNIFICANT ON THE COSMIC SCALE, AND IT HAS ONLY BROUGHT MORE HARM THAN GOOD DUE TO THE VERY EXISTENCE CALLED DEADLINES. THEREFORE, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHOW UP WHENEVER I WANT
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