Ask the Toys!

Sup, old sport

The marionette: You..
Toy Freddy: Wassup!
Marionette: We don’t get along with him, remember?
Toy Freddy: *Intense thinking*

<3 yeah ily guys to/j

Toy Freddy: Anyway, I’m off to go play some Five nights wit’ Hugs, cya-
Balloon boy: Hello purple man! Wait a minute. *His high-pitched voice tries to sound deep, but fails and now he sounds stupid* Hello purple man.
*You can hear toy Freddy yell from the other room* WHO STOLE THE BATTERIES OUT OF MY CONTROLLER!?!
Balloon Boy: BYE PURPLE MAN! *He shoves the batteries into his mouth and runs into the vents*

wth

Toy Chica: This place is basically the Ohio of the Fnaf games.

?? yeah??

Pizza, pasta, put it in a box. Deliver it to my house and put it on my cock, my cock, my cock, my cock, my cock, my cock, my cock. Cheesy on my peeny and some sauce-a on my balls.

Balloon boy: I agree.
All of the Toys: WHAT!?

*hugs Mango*
U deserve better u bean
(best nickname for Mangle)

Mangle: Awe…thank you! *Hugs back as best as she can, happy tears welling up in his eyes*

Beannnnn :0

Mangle: -w-
Toy Bonnie/me: :D

* h e a d p a t s . f o r . a l l . ☻ *

Toy Freddy: The fuk?
Toy Bonnie/me: :3
Toy Chica: *Happy chicken*
Mangle: *large smile*
The marionette: *Smile*
Balloon Boy: 😐

• Oh wait I forgot- •

*Kicks Balloon Boy into Old Man Consequences fishing pond*

• HAH- •

Balloon Boy: BRO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!
JJ: BROTHER NO! *Crying slightly*
Toy Chica: Don’t worry, he’ll be back, he’ll come back angry, but he’ll come back. *She hugs JJ*
JJ: *worried bean*

•JJ, you're good I shall not throw you ☻. I'm just tired of Balloon Boy stealing everyone flatteries ☹.•

JJ: But that’s my brother *sad sniffle*

•Srry bean :(•

YOU HAVE ANGERED MOLTEN_FREDDT

SCREEE- IT'S A SPAGHETTI BLOB-

f o r . t o y . c h i c a , w h y . d o . y o u . e x i s t , a n d . w h y . d i d . y o u . r e p l a c e . m e ?

The main toys: Bruh. 😑
Toy Chica: Well you see, I was created to entertain children, we both are. And I replaced you for multiple, obvious reasons.
Balloon Boy: DANNG YOU SEE ME PERSONALLY ID NEVER TAKE THAT LEVEL OF DISRESPECT!!
Toy Chica: Boy, shut the f**k up you look like an upside down mushroom
Me and Toy Freddy: [W H E E Z E]
Mangle: this is okay.

w e l l . t a k e . a . l o o k . a t . y o u r . f a n a r t .

Toy Bonnie/me: What’s wrong with her Fanart? Lemme go search it up-
All other toys: BONNIE NO!
*2 seconds later*
Toy Bonnie: *Sitting down in a corner, traumatized* oh….
Toy Freddy: *places his hand on my shoulder* I know, I know..

Toy chica: I mean- at least nobody had to debate on whether I was female or not.
Mangle: uh- hey!
Toy chica: You’re bigender! Nobody could guess that!
Mangle: True-

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

Toy Freddy: WHOPPER
Toy chica: JUNIOR
Me: DOUBLE
Mangle: TRIPLE
Balloon Boy: FLAME GRILLED CHEESE WITH
all of us: PERFECT TOPPERS
Puppet, Toy chica, and Mangle: I RULE
Me, Toy Freddy and Balloon Boy: I RULE
All of us: I RULE THIS DAY

Mangle: We forgot one of the whoppers.