I HAD A DREAM. I FLOATED UP OUT OF MY BODY, AND LOOKED DOWN AT MYSELF; A VERY BRIGHT LIGHT APPROACHED ME. I ASKED THE LIGHT "WHO ARE YOU ?"; IT ANSWERED "I AM YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY. YOU'VE SCOFFED ME AND IGNORED ME FOR YEARS"; I WOKE UP BEFORE I COULD NEGOTIATE GETTING EVERYTHING FIXED FOR FREE...
