Sketchyshorts: How i (somehow) got high

Yup.
You read that right, buster.
Because some idiots at a school party wanted to do some tomfoolery, i got myself into a wierdcore sensation.
So, let me tell you all about it.

This reminds me of that one Pokémon animiation where he eats the sandwich

It was like 2 months ago, and our school had an aniversary of 50 years.
This meant, of course, something was organized, a party.
Now, some friends of mine convinced me to go over there, and eventually we got to school in the evening. And boy, it was CROWDED. Now, i dont know if youve been to a school party, but they have these long tables with drinks and food. And after a while, i got thirsty. So i asked my friends if they could ask someone to grab a drink so they could give it to em, and they could hand it to me. Cause yknow, introvert. And that happened. And now, ladies and gentlemen, here it comes.
I drank it.
I threw away the cup.
And after a while, bam.
Everything around me went haywire all of the sudden.
The floor looked like jelly, the walls looked like jelly, everything looked bouncy and it all happened in slowmotion. Also, i began floating. I couldnt remeber much of it, except i saw a LOT of crazy shapes and colours, but here is what my friends saw me do:
-freeze
-eyes getting big
-staring at my hands
-suddenly smiling like crazy
-and then brabble over flying cats, alligators riding UFOS, Godzilla fighting oreos, and all the other crap
-collapsing and passing out

So, this was caused because denis asked a guy to get a drink, and he put some *cough* SUGAR, in it, causing me to go nuts.
So for now on ill grab my own stuff on parties.
Hope yall do the same.

Bro who the hell does that??? you trusted these friends to get you a drink but NO they asked someone else and then they spiked your drink with “sugar”

Thats messed up.

Nah that was a stranger, a friend asked them to get a drink

yeah exactly what I mean

You only trusted THEM! Not anybody else

and they just straight up left YOUR drink with some stranger who god knows what put in your drink.

shameful.

shame on your friends.

eh denis aplogized, cant blame him, he didnt knew either-

it reminds me of a story from when I was around 8

It was summer and I went to a summer camp and we had pyjama and plushie day
So 8-year old me brought in my most prized possession of all: An enderman plush.

I loved that thing to bits, and it also turns out that same day we had a water day where we’d get in swimsuits and have fun with water like water ballons, etc. So I trusted one of my camp counsellors with the plushie while I was gone to have fun. When I came back, it turns out the camp counsellor I asked to look over my plush put it in her locker and then asked another camp counsellor I wasn’t familiar with to bring it back to me

never before in those 8 years of my life was I so betrayed.

And thats why I have trust issues when people ask to borrow my stuff! :D

Understandable

GODZILLA FIGHTING OREOS SKETCHY WTF

Yup.

WOW, that's a crazy story. And that folks, is why I left school lol. I hope that doesn't happen to you again (or anyone)

He be like: :o lmfao

Brogot high off of sugar somehow

Man this is some Breaking Bad shit