These are turning out nice. I’m tempted but not ballsy enough to steal your template for “Things Satan Loves: rules that automatically put whole classes of people on MY team because of the way they were born”. But you’re welcome to it.
Jim from The Office; - Constantly bullies his autistic coworker
- Bullies another coworker until he has a mental breakdown
- Shamelessly hits on an engaged coworker for years
- Gets promoted despite having worse sales numbers than other salespeople
- Is somehow considered the 'good guy'