(NO EATING HIM GODDAMMIT, NO ERP, ROMANCE IS OK, ANY GENDER)

(BRO WHO TF ATE HIM?)

(mewvee killed gerald, what else was i supposed to do?)

“Poor guy…. this will be better for you than suffering.” *shoots to put him out of misery*

Avery: not human

“p-please don’t hurt m-me..”

Avery: i'm not gonna hurt you

“j-just let me go.. p-please…”

Avery: i'm not gonna do anything, i promise

Avery: *scales block it*

“What in the flying f**k…”

*his eye sets on fire*

“OH SHIT! Ah what do I do what do I do what do I do?!”

Avery: h-hello?

“OH SHIT YOURE STILL ALIVE?!?”

Avery: kinda

“WHY THE F**K IS YOUR EYE ON FI-“ *faints*

Avery: a-are you ok!?

*breathing very fast*

Avery: *his eye is back to normal*

“Jesus Christ…. Where am I- oh. Right.”

Avery: *scared*

*also scared*

Avery: *tries to run away but ends up falling, since he can hardly stand*

“Hey, woah slow down there”

Avery: *growling*

“O-ok… settle down..”

Avery: *he's bleeding black*

“what are you?”

{romance}
Alycia:what the hell *runs over to him* are you okay?

Avery: *scared*

Alycia:hey calm down it´s okay

Avery: *growling*

Alycia:i´ve come to see if you were okay

Avery: st-stay away!

Alycia:i was just....making sure u were alright *pulls out bandages* an i was gonna bandage you

Avery: *he's very skittish*

Alyica:it´s okay i know i maybe a scary demon but....i´m nicer then i see

Avery: my mother's scarier

Alycia:is that the one that hurt you?

Avery: she's dead, has been for 14 years

Alycia:then who did this

Avery: *he lifts up the side of him shirt, showing her he's been branded*

Alycia:dear....love of satan does that hurt?

Avery: kinda

Eating? Why do all your RPs say this?

Mewvee

Thunderpug: *makes the other half of him dead*

Thunderpug:*snatches his knife away with an electrowhip*

*it f**king dematerializes*

Thunderpug: *jumps up to try and bite gunslinger with his taser fang*

*it rematerializes in his hand*
Gunslinger: no.

Thunderpug: *puts up his armour and prepares to take a hit*

Gunslinger: what are you doing?

Thunderpug: bork. (Translation: I thought you were about to strike me)

Gunslinger: no, what are you doing here?

Thunderpug: bork borkitus (translation: this guy looked dead, so I made sure he was dead before I used forensics to track down what happened to him)

Gunslinger: so, you just killed someone.

Thunderpug: bork. (Translation: no, they were kinda already dead)

Gunslinger: •_•

Y’know what no I’m tired I’m going to sleep.

Thunderpug: ok

*disappears*

Thunderpug: *leaves*