zad

haven’t been adopted yet 😎

not true

you are adopted

and i'll do it again

*adopts*

LMAO

why don't i just unadopt myself or something

bc i'll readopt you

how bout i kill myself
how bout that

bc i'll revive you

how bout i encounter a massive previously undiscovered creature from a higher dimension with the knowledge of the universe with the intent of bringing an end to the possibly endless suffering that comes with life, essentially killing off each and every living organism that currently is and will be

i'll just cease it to exist

no

you are now *adopts*

☹️

sad

IDK HAHAHAHA

nooo

i mean shes not goofy looking fr

whar

lol

you, bubonic, and tomato are my mothers oml
tomato's lesbian and you and bubonic are single 😔
PLUS MY F**KING DAD LEFT COME ON😔😔

yeah sorry
he left to get the milk he should be back soon

nah he got meth

no

idk my dad is a drug dealer

no

why

hes not

my family has caught him doing it though

oh

thats mad sus bro

Mother please date someone. I unsubbed from dream but I still don't have a father.

wait yall do have a father

he just left to go to get some more milk he'll be back soon

It's been a while so I guess he won

im sure he did

:(

I'll turn into a discord member now

NOOO

He went to get some lottery tickets too?

he doesnt believe in the lottery but he had been mentioning it

if he doesn't come back in the next two days, i'll go get the milk myself

no

you know what
i'll just do it now

get back here

drink your almond milk

I JUST WANT ME SOME MULK

drink up

*get rid of the almond milk, break the couch and stair, and un-exist*

we're super broke

*watches thriugh the window* This is better than cable.

no

can you have w h a t

pearls

no

yes

*makes you re-exist*

*eats yellow flowers and dead lizards*

no

can i have pearls