YOUR PARENTS TOLD YOU THIS LIE AS A KID; IF YOU SWALLOW GUM IT WILL STAY IN YOUR STOMACH FOR 7 YEARS; VIDEO GAMES TURN YOUR BRAIN MUSHY; SANTA IS REAL; YOUR SHOT WON’T HURT AT ALL; I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR THIS; I’M ALLERGIC TO DOGS; THAT ANIMAL ON THE ROAD IS JUST SLEEPING; IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, I’LL BUY YOU A SIBLING