based pumpkin

how to redeem yourself(as a s1mp)
step 1: pick option 1. step 2: get the nuke, the ak47 (with those cool glasses.) and the plane from the other choices. step 3: do a fly-by nuke+shooting

you are redeemed.

But anyways id choose pumpkin

Well carved pumpkins can only last about 3 days before they start decaying, so I choose the other option

!SIMP DETECTED!

bro stfu, my decision was based on logic, not love.

oh ok man sorry

i tohught you was simping

if i pick zat GF how does that make me a simp i wont follow her every where thats just perverted

i like men not women

ewww gay

stfu homophobe

F**k off

me resisting the urge to send "based"