Shark fin soup is so popular in China, Japan, Korea etcetera, that people fear rare sharks will be fished to extinction. Killing a 50 pound shark just for 1 pound of shark fins is also very wasteful.
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🧙‍♂️MUCH TASTIER! HUMAN MEAT IS VERY SPICY!
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