*update* imma keep it

Where the hell did you find that

Outside

Ok

Ye

Look at the beautiful knife. It's so...precious, so....I want it >:}

N O :3

You'll get gunny in return 😉

Gimme! >:(

(But for real, I love bladed weaponry more than myself, more than PSO2 NGS.)

No! *stabs you cutely* :3

Yay! Pain!

... no, I'm the masochist here. :3

Aha-

I'm more a sadist than a masochist though-

Stab me~

But I don't have a knife-

can you stab me with it

N O

i wanna die

S a m e

stab me

No u

i'm gonna go stand in the road

*joins*

good luck pushin me off btw, im nearly 300lbs

try me

i stand corrected.

*pushes you off the road*

-.-.

I DIE TOO

*joins you*

*pushes you off the road*

*cri*

*you live, i die*

*revives you because I'm petty*

NO

Yes

F**K

Ayo?

WHY WON'T ANYONE LET ME DIE

Why won't anyone let me die?

i don't know

Why won't anyone let the muffin die
It's asking to die
SOMEONE F**KING EAT IT

Fun fact this is a civilian variant of the bowie knife that was adopted by by the military its claim to fame was at the knife maker and fighter Jim bowie who fought at the Alamo

Thats kewl

scream ahh knife

Lol

Bed knife?

Yes

Amazing
My sibling has one that they got at a Renaissance festival
They just need to get it sharpened

Nice