The average person consumes thousands of insects in their diets every year and will walk past a serial killer at least 10 times in their lifespans. We also eat plastic filled fish and our receipts also contain deadly chemicals that alter our hormones. Subway bread is cake. The last of us fungus is real. The Earth's core has reversed its rotation. Bees are now considered fish under California law. Potatoes are actually in the family of deadly nightshade and can kill you if they rot. Dolphins are evil. Karens are slowly overtaking the planet. Jack could have survived if he shared the door with Rose.