Ww1 roleplay

this is better… this is better.. *commits unalive*

(You see god)

yooo god my home slice how you doin

god: hey uh your not goin to heaven nor are you going to hell

where the f**k am I going then? Pizza Hut?

(god snaps his fingers) (your pov is now a fish)

Blub blub blub! *god you mother f**ker!*

(You see a shark)

Phantom- sh!t...RUN AWAY!

(one enemy soldier shoots you in the shoulder. its not lethally deadly but you are stunned)

Phantom- ow!...great! *Begins tending to the wound*

(You hear gunfire and your comrades falling)

Phantom- SH!T! *Runs to go hide*

(You find a small cave with dirt inside)

Phantom- ok...I should be safe here...for now.

(the gas is quicker than you running)

Phantom- I need to find a mask now!

(You remember your in Russian empire)

Phantom- sh!t this is Russia...wet towel it is! *Grabs a damp towel*

(The gas comes but it isn’t killing you)

Phantom- hmmm? Why am I not dead?

(all the other soldiers look confused)

Phantom- that's...weird

(in the distance, a bayonet charge starts by the enemy)

Phantom- sh!t here we go again!

*commits die*

(You see god)

*/kill god*

God: sorry kid this is heaven not minecraft)

Alex: im outta here *runs*

(You realize your in the Russian empire)

alex: LONG LIVE MOTHER RUSSIA *runs into the gas for the motherland*

(The gas smells like fart and is not lethal)

Boyfriend: might as well die now

Gets damp towel* Better than nothing

(The has arrived but it smells like fart)

Go***amn it, WHY DOES IT SMELL- *dies*

(you see god)

Hi god

God: so tell me. Why did you die?

Because I smelt fart.

also how're the raids going btw

seeing as you guys haven't done anything for awhile now lol ^w^

or did you give up bc everyone's in lockdown against you?