Angry midget inbound; Ok I found some ____ don't ask whete I got it from; Me: oh I need to piss real bad
Freind: well shit
Me: no piss; I FORGOT MY BOOK; Cooking is witchcraft. You take dead animal parts, and put it in a big metal bowl over a flame with herbs and spices. Add a generous amount of oil. All whilst following instructions in a big thick book written by old people.