random meme

IMAGINE MAKING A HORRIBLE MEME; GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES. SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN GOOD BUT DON'T LIVE LONG, LIKE TECHNOBLADE. OTHER PEOPLE LIVE LONG, BUT HAVE NO CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD, LIKE, WELL, SOMEONE NAMED JOHN DOE WHO DIED AT 78 AFTER DOING NOTHING TO HELP THE EARTH. THE SAME IS TRUE FOR PARAGRAPHS. SOME PARAGRAPHS ARE SHORT AND CONCISE, LIKE MY SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER WOULD CALL, "PITHY". OTHERS ARE LONG AND BORING AND HAVE NO SIGNIFICANCE. THE FITNESSGRAM™ PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES. THE 20 METER PACER TEST WILL BEGIN IN 30 SECONDS. LINE UP AT THE START. THE RUNNING SPEED STARTS SLOWLY, BUT GETS FASTER EACH MINUTE AFTER YOU HEAR THIS SIGNAL. [BEEP] A SINGLE LAP SHOULD BE COMPLETED EACH TIME YOU HEAR THIS SOUND. [DING] REMEMBER TO RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE, AND RUN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. THE SECOND TIME YOU FAIL TO COMPLETE A LAP BEFORE THE SOUND, YOUR TEST IS OVER. THE TEST WILL BEGIN ON THE WORD START. ON YOUR MARK, GET READY, START.