Bowser meets Wing

Wing: Wing. Wing Span.

Bowser: The Name’s Bowser..(Kidnaps Wong and ties him up) To the castle! GWAHAHA!

Wing: Dude, what the heck?! I introduce myself and you kidnap me?! Come on!

Larry: *Calls* Guys, I need backup.

Larry: Guys? Guys?! Oh God...

(The rest of the Koopalings have been tied up by Chuck and Flick.)

Chuck: Well well well...

Larry: Uh oh… Wh- what bring you two here?

Flick: Oh nothing... Just here to save our "princess".

Dry bones: Lord Bowser! Mario and Luigi Are Coming to the castle!

Bowser: WHAT?!

Chuck: *kicks door down* Surprise!

Bowser:
*Firebreathes*

Flick (Archerfish Splash): Let's put that fire out! *Sprays into Bowser's mouth*

Bowser: Grrr

Wing: Thank God!

Larry: What princess…. H-heh heh….. (shivers)

Wing: The one who's actually a Hornbill!

(The goomba was wing in disguise) (Meanwhile…) Bowser: *Sitting on his throne while wing is still tied up*

Wing: Ugh. When are they gonna get here?...

Larry: Wha- How did you escaped here?!

Wing (Speeding Cheetah): Why don't you ask the claws first, then tell me?

(At the castle) Bowser: Here we are!

Wing: So this is your castle.

Bowser: HEY!

Wing: *taps Bowser on the shoulder*

Bowser: How did the princess escape?!

Wing (Rhino Strength): Used my claws. And if you're asking why I escaped, probably because she's actually a male Hornbill. *Punches Bowser*

Bowser:
Ow! (Throws wing to a dungeon cell) GWAHAHA!

Wing (Speeding Cheetah) *slices his way out* I don't think so.

Bowser: ROAAARRR!!!

Wing: *uppercuts Bowser*

Shy guy: *Cuffs Wing*

Wing: Whoa whoa whoa! What's the big idea?

Koopa troopa: This way Princess…. (Takes wing to a dungeon)

Wing: Princess?! I'm a Hornbill!

Koopa troopa: Silence! (Gags wing and throws him to a cage) Bowser: Now how will that hero save the princess?! GWAHAHAHA!

Wing: *sigh* (I'm a Hornbill for God's sake... What's next, someone dressed up as Mario and Luigi to save me?)

Bowser: (Gets Down) Kamek: Oh no….. What should I do?…. I got it! (Casts magic to make wing wear a princess dress and makes bowser giant)

Wing: What the?!

Chuck: PFFFFFT!!

Larry Koopa: Okay Everyone, We have ourselves in many castles, everyone ready?

Wendy: Ready!

Iggy: Yup!

Roy: Let's do it!

Morton: Born ready!

Lemmy: Alright!

Ludwig: Just How long will they arrive?

Chuck (Mario) (behind Ludwig): We're (with Flick (Luigi)) already here.

Ludwig: Oh No… (Calls Larry) Larry: Ludwig?… Ludwig?!

Flick (on the phone): Sorry. Ludwig isn't here at the moment. Please leave a message after the "You're next, Larry!". Have a good day. *hangs up*

Giant Bowser: (Roars)

Flick: Any idea how to beat him now?

Herculis: I'll take him on.

Bowser: ROOOOOOAR!!

Chuck: Good luck, Herculis.

Herculis: *Headbutts Bowser with his antennas*

Bowser: *Breathes our fire*

Herculis: *dodges* Whoa!

Bowser: ROOOOAAARRR!!!

Herculis: *elbows Bowser in the stomach*

Bowser: GRAAAAAHHH!!! (Falls) Wing: My hero!

Chuck: You can ditch the princess suit, Wing. This was all an acting gig.

Bowser: RAGH! (Scratches)

Herculis: Finish him off, Chuck!

Chuck (Rhino Strength): Right! [RHINO SMASH!!]

Wing: But it’s too cute to ditch! Mwa! Mwa!

Herculis: Oh brother...