once upon a time: (this was literally today) i was siting down at lunch, when a kid shouted "I LOVE BBC (not the news channel)!" and jumped 3 tables, before failing the last one (my table) and falling spread eagled right infront of me. ive also seen someone steal a whole ass clock, a soap dispenser, a paper towel dispenser, and a kid once smeared shit all over a stall, and i once saw 8th graders playing poker with real bets, a dude lost airpods and a phone.