WHEN YOUR FLY IS DOWN; QUIETLY TELLS YOU; NUDGES YOU AND NODS AT YOUR FLY; ZIPS FLY UP FOR YOU; JUST STARES; TRIES TO IGNORE; DOESN'T EVEN NOTICE; MAKES FUN OF YOU FOR IT AFTER EVERYONE IS GONE; SAYS PEOPLE WALKIN AROUND WITH THEIR FLY DOWN ARE IDIOTS TO SUBTLY WARN YOU; "HEY, LOOK WHO'S FLY IS DOWN!"