B: So, did you see the murderer?
Both: Nope, Sorry *mate*
B: I will FIND him, I will CAPTURE him, and no one will ever die again
*applause*
DX: Wow that's nice
M: Damn right
*applause intensifies until Artist shows up*
A: ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION!!!!!!!, THE [CD] IS DEAD?!
B: WE KNOW!
A: WHO KILLED HIM?!
B: WE DON'T KNOW!
A: I WILL FIND CLUES!
*sniffing the ground*
A: WHAT'S THAT? A WEAPON, THAT THING IS THE [CD] IS DEAD!
Everyone: THE [CD] IS DEAD?!
A: YES, HE DIED!!!
*gasp until Artist is run over by an ambulance*