whats ur secret 😭

Wdym

how are u the favorite parent. whats ur secret to being best parent

I’m fun

riiight

I am

in what way...?

Like goofy

i can be goofy too

I’m still better

how

Also you talk to me so formally 😭

kys u dummy head

Hey don’t say that to my baby

i was being less formally

*our

MY

our son

My baby
I love him more than ily

seriously??

Yea

*cries*

😃

why didnt u marry him instead of me if u love him so much ;-;

He is my child

;-;

Alabama

why cant he be our son

Bc

why ;-;

😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔

i was jk son. dont kiss yourself. thats bad

Ayo

Lmfaooo