FOOD COSTS UP 23%; OUT OF CONTROL CRIME; INTEREST RATES TRIPLED. LOWEST LABOR PARTICIPATION RATE IN 65 YEARS; NO SOUTHERN BORDER; FUEL COST UP 44%; RECORD HIGH OVERDOSES. POTENTIAL NUCLEAR WAR WITH RUSSIA; HEY IT'S RAINING! SIT STILL IT'S HARD TO PISS ON YOUR LEG WHEN YOU MOVE
