your username sounds like a girl was moaning your name while you're having sex with her but at the exact moment she said "robert" you started choking him so never let a thin milf seduce you with your glasses on.

Says the one whose hairline looks like a parabola. You couldn’t bench lift 2 pounds and you smell like 1916 quarters. I hope you drown in queso, you condom full of hockey sticks

hacnco is a person who has been arrested for forcing the police officers to eat his poop. which is the reason why beds are too expensive.

free time in jail