no erp, you may not kill him, NO EATING HIM, op ocs allowed,

Sapphire:i know your there

Desperado: *behind you* i know that

Sapphire:why are you following me?

Desperado: cause i want to

Sapphire:that´s weird you know?

Desperado: and, my nickname is literally "beautiful death" what do you expect

Sapphire:I don ´ t know? Are you here to kill someone?

Desperado: no

Sapphire:maybe I ´ m here to kill someone you think of that?

Desperado: i don't think you could kill me

Sapphire:not you dumby

Desperado: bye

Sapphire:*nods* {she walk off}

Desperado: what

Sapphire:i mean other people

Desperado: *confused*

Sapphire:i get hired to kill

Desperado: i know that

Sapphire:good

Desperado: can i kill too

Sapphire:uhm

Desperado: ?

Sapphire:*yawns* welp i´m going home

Desperado: so, i'm allowed to kill people?

Sapphire:what...NO!

Desperado: fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Sapphire:that´s my job,and i get payed well

Desperado: i fight people for a living

Sapphire:cool

Desperado: *disappears*

Sapphire:aaa the hell

Desperado: I'm still here

Sapphire:f**k

Phantom- uh

(an incubus is a male sex demon)
Desperado: shit

(oh :l )
Phantom- oh wait...I remember...

Desperado: :/

Phantom- weirdo

Desperado: I don't choose what i am

Phantom- that's sad...

Desperado: kinda is, but i'm used to it

Phantom- that is also kinda weird but mean ok

Desperado: life is weird

Phantom- true

Desperado: *purring*

Phantom- *smiles*

Desperado: *turns into a small cat*

Phantom- ooo cool!

Desperado: *snuggles*

Phantom- *pats*

Desperado: *happi kitty noises*

Phantom- *smiles*

Desperado: *jumps onto their shoulder*

Phantom- wow you are athletic

Desperado: *jolts awake* huh?

Phantom- you were asleep

Desperado: f**k

Phantom- heh

Desperado: sorry about that

Phantom- nah it's ok

Desperado: ok...

Phantom- I'm bored kinda

Desperado: what do you wanna do?

Phantom- I don't know

Desperado: thanks

Phantom- yeah!

Desperado: *happy catto*

Phantom- *smiles*

Desperado: *sits on their head*

Phantom- fluffy

Desperado: yesh

Phantom- heh

Desperado: *asleep*

Phantom- *smiles and pats*

Desperado: a lemon?

Phantom- yeah! I wanted to eat it

Desperado: why didn't you

Phantom- cause it probably was poison...and I had a better idea to throw it in my neighbors window

Desperado: that makes sense

Phantom- yeah!

Desperado: i'd still eat it

Phantom- I would have but I probably wouldn't survive if it was poisonous

Desperado: ok

Phantom- ye

Desperado:ok

Phantom- ye

Desperado: *he got another candle*

Phantom- *snatches it* no not again

Desperado: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Phantom- *yeets candle*

Desperado: *eats candle*

Phantom- what? How did you-?

Desperado: SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Phantom- DEAR GOD!

Desperado: i want to

Phantom- that's kinda weird

Desperado: you think i'm normal, what so ever

Phantom- yeah

Desperado: *purring softly*

Phantom- is that good?

Desperado: not really, but i'm happy

Phantom- why?

Desperado: cause you don't seem to mind that i'm a demon

Phantom- nah ur not as bad as others...I've summoned a lemon once

Desperado: *purrring*

Phantom- hello? Who are you?

Desperado: *behind them* your worst nightmare

Phantom- really? I mean...you kinda don't look like my nightmares...

Desperado: *smirks* i could be

Phantom- ok then go ahead! I like being scared

Desperado: not what i meant

Phantom- then what did you mean?

Desperado: nevermind

Phantom- ok...so why are you following me?

Desperado: *softly purring*

Phantom- heh

Desperado: *wakes up* nani?

Phantom- *laughs*

Desperado: what?

Phantom- nothing don't worry about it

Desperado: *eating a candle*

Phantom- where did you get that?

Desperado: camble gmowod

Phantom- heh

Desperado: (he's high) SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Phantom- holy sh!t

Desperado: *hugging them very tightly* yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Phantom- dayum your are very clingy when you are high...

Desperado: *purring* mrow

Phantom- heh

Desperado: *happy kitty boi* *boop*

Phantom- *smiles*

Desperado: *snuggles*

Phantom- heh *pats*

Desperado: *refusing to let go of him*

Phantom- ok...this is a little too clingy...

Desperado: *asleep*

Phantom- jesus

Desperado: *still not letting go*

Phantom- *trying to escape their grip*

Desperado: *falls off of them*

Phantom- dayum

Desperado: *purring*

Phantom- heh

Desperado: *tackles them*

Phantom- JESUS CHRIST!

Desperado: *purring*

Phantom- heh

Desperado: *smiles*

Phantom- *smiles back*

Desperado: *happy kitty*

Phantom- heh...so what do you do as a demon?

Desperado: i'm an incubus, take a guess

Phantom- scare the sh!t out of people or kill them

Desperado: you don't know what an incubus is, do you?

Phantom- nope