The Unreachable Chip

You just turn the tube upside down

And get chip dust everywhere

get a bowl

Too much work get bolt cutters

The big ones

I don't need to do it for you?

ALL HAIL THE HOLY PRINGLE!

It is the heavenly chip

Maybe once I ascend I can use it to increase my cps

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I have the right to remain silent. Should I give up the right to remain silent, anything I say can and will be used against Me in a court of law. I have the right to an Attorney. If I do not have an attorney, one will be appointed to represent Me.

I can count on my fingers how many people haven't waived that first right

As a kid, I would 3 tubes of Pringles, each being a different flavor. I would then take one chip from each tube and stack them together. I called it a pringle's sandwich. Ten year old me was DEVASTATED after finding out that I wasn't the only one who did this.

Can he do something else for you?