But alas, God said "skeduck, skedew, split up and f**k you," and struck them down. The demon, for being with one of his angels and the angel, for being with the demon.
Once, a demon fell in love with an angel. The demon told her, "I love you." However, the angel replied to him, "You shouldn't, we aren't compatible." One day, the angel got sick. She was lying in a corner until the demon found her, carrying her and laying her on the grass. "I'll just be here, by your side." the demon told her. "Why are you helping me?" she asked. "Because I want to be 'your Angel' despite being evil." was all he said.