One of those vibrating Massager things

Good for you
why not get one

You talking about a female sex toy?

I will kill mom

No

Are you sure?

YES

Is it moms lightsaber?

NO

You have a lightsaber?

One of my friends have one of those lightsabers where you can actually battle with them, they have these awesome sound affects

The vibrating ones like the one in your closet?

Maybe ;-;

Give me one reason not to tell mom about it

he just like me fr-I MEAN WHAR

*ahem* what type of massager are you talking abt

Like a back massager

uh huh

I SWEAR

yeah. Yk those massagers can be used for...other things too right

I'm being fr, Those back massagers ;-;

I have one too, and they looks suspiciously like..uh..

AAAAAAA

uh...you know what im talking abt

;-;

*ahem* this is awkward. Youre supposed to be the one saying all this-

vibrating massager things.... moms lightsaber???

No

i’ll keep that in mind but i barely exercise anymore

;-;