me: hey want your shoes shined?
Activist: sure!
Me: here let me pull up a seat, *grabs ice block* oops.

The ice gonnaa melt if there is climate change or not

HONEY GET THE FLAMETHROWER-

7aqzkh.gif (click to show) bad method of death

slips off ice. scars kid for life *mission successful*

slip

Slips on the ice block

bruu

Did they die?

It’s the middle of winter and the ice blocks grow bigger

One of them: “Whoops!” *slips*

The noose is lose

Me: *takes ice bloc* *eats ded bodi*