mf don't show me this and call it a "doodle"

Mf's dressed like the thrown out mechanical pencils you'd find under the shelves of the dollar store

They probably have committed at least one crime

yes

what was the crime

well technically her existence is canonically illegal but
running away, resisting arrest, minor shoplifting, idk what it’s called but living in a building you don’t pay for, assault, disturbing the peace, possession of an illegal magic weapon, trespassing

oh
ok