EVERY DAY WE WOKE UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND OUR MOMS KICKED US OUT SO THEY COULD CHEAT ON OUR DADS AND BRIBED US OUT WITH HEROIN. WE RODE OUR BIKES TO OUR FRIENDS HOUSE AND THREW A BRICK THROUGH THEIR WINDOWS TO SIGNAL THEM AND WE STARTED GARBAGE FIRES TO LURE ANY POLICE AWAY. THEN WE SWAM NAKED IN THE CREEK AND OCCASIONALLY THREW SOME TEENAGE GIRLS IN WITH US. THEN WE BROKE INTO ONE OF THE BUDDIES' GIRLFRIENDS HOUSES TO DRY OFF AND WATCH TV. WE SPENT LUNCH BY ROBBING A MCDONALD'S AND WE ATE IT AS WE CARJACKED A COP. WE DROVE THE CRIMINAL INSIDE AND THREW HIM INTO A FOREST FILLED WITH WOLVES. WE HITCHHIKED BACK AND THREW STONES AT NERDS AND WE FINALLY WENT BACK TO SCHOOL TO LEARN 2+2. WE BURNT OUR HOMEWORK ON THE BUS AND HELD THE BUS DRIVER AT GUNPOINT SO HE WOULD TAKE US HOME FIRST. THEN WE THREW A BEER BLAST AND KNOCKED OUR PARENTS OUT COLD IN THE BASEMENT AND COLLAPSED AND FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. REPOST IF YOU HAD AN AWESOME 1970S CHILDHOOD
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