he's so thmart...he was a mayor, y'know

POSSIBLY WORST AIR DISASTER IN HISTORY; NARROWLY AVOIDED AT MAJOR US AIRPORT. WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW IS: A HAPPY GUY W/ A 5'O'CLOCK SHADOW, MELLOW BARITONE VOICE, AND UNBELIEVABLE CONDESCENSION, LIKE HIS IQ IS 300 OR SOMETHING, TO MOUTH SOME TRITE BS