my father who drowned 'cause he was chained to a tree

I sold a policeman's dead body for free

woah that's crazy, my father was a policeman

Woah that's crazy cos my dad's a toucan

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my mother owned a pet toucan

my father is a human

my mother left me at the age of three, then she turned into a tree

I was sailing through the sea
and then I found a bee

He said "Wrong answers only".