The answer, ladies and gentlemen. Congratulations, You, the kids, ALL PASS. I, THE TEACHER, F**KING FAIL THE CLASS. NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I TRY TO FIND A WAY TO LEGALLY BUY A SHOTGUN AND PUT IT TO MY SKULL, WHICH I CAN'T DO BECAUSE I'M SCHIZO FROM PEOPLE IN MY BRAIN WANTING TO SEE ME NAKED.
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