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2,584 views 223 upvotes Made by Iceu. 2 years ago in Dark_humour
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Hear Hear, said the deaf man | HEAR HEAR I SAY | image tagged in deaf man says | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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the prophecy has completed
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the ultimate dark humor has been achieved
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yes
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A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout “Horray!”
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.
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I've heard a veraion of this, but it goes:
One bright day, in the dark of night
Two dead boys came out to fight
They stood back to back to face each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to find the two dead boys

If you don't believe my tale
Ask the blind man; he saw as well
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i dont get why the doctors looks worried.
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The person speaking at the funeral
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They got their hands full
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Imma use this
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That'll be 57382 dollars
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?????
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The homeless kid: I'm going home!
The orphan: I'm calling my parents!
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miracle combo
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God be like:
I cast cure wounds!
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Roll a nat 20
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Then you can
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Did he just hear?
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