A DUCK WALKED UP TO A LEMONADE STAND
AND HE SAID TO THE MAN RUNNIN' THE STAND
"HEY! [(BAM BAM BAM)] GOT ANY GRAPES?"
THE MAN SAID: "NO, WE JUST SELL LEMONADE
BUT IT'S COLD, AND IT'S FRESH, AND IT'S ALL HOME-MADE!
CAN I GET YOU A GLASS?"
THE DUCK SAID, "I'LL PASS."
THEN HE WADDLED AWAY - WADDLE WADDLE