They grow up so fast

Agent 3 was just a normal teen until she went into some random grate , defeated an entire army of octopi , got halfway zombified , and now is a captain of an organization built to stop evil. All at the age of 14!!??

Nah it took a few years for her to get halfway zombified, it also took her a few years for her not o become captain, so I think she is about 20 now

Damn, so time passes properly in splatoon!?

Yeah
You didn’t notice that Murch is taller then he used to be?

I literally got the game yesterday and went straight to the sewer. I did not see him

Well the squid sisters are old enough to drink now

Lol
Each Splatoon game takes place in the year they were released
With a exception with the dlc of splatoon 2 because that takes place in 2018 while Splatoon 2 normally takes place in 2017

Actually, forgive me for becoming the nerd emoji, but the time-line you gave is WAY off. It's actually like 300 years or so AFTER those years when the world flooded and humanity died. We're like dinosaurs to the inkling and octolings.

*10,000 years

No I mean like not 2017 A.D.
I mean 2017 M.E. Mollusk era
The era Splatoon takes place is the Mollusk era

Ok, that part I forgot about. Thanks for the refresh on that

Ok so she's captain at 16

No she is captain at 19 or 20

Huh...

Ahem then during the expansion pack how come agent 3 broke apart the blender while not sanitized but then during one of the levels with the ink lasers one of them asked what tartar was doing with agent 3?

I worded that comment wrong, I meant something different

I forgot this meme existed 😭