The Arena.mp3

Me: We're here at the Arena. Why is it just called the Arena anyway? Can we just call it Arena of Heroes?

*It's Dark Marissa!*

Me: Your telling me she dodge and bring her pokemon?!

Dark Marissa: "Yes."

Me: You a fatherless bitch.

*You get almost killed by the No U Slash, which she uses when insulted.*

Me: Whoa.

*She tries to command Battlowisp, but he's loafing around and ignoring orders.*

Me: Hehehe.

Dark Marissa: "Argh, BATTLOWISP, USE DARK PUNCH!"

Me:

Winter: "Get... OUT!"
Winter?: "Oh, that's rich, bringing a sword to a gun fight."

Me: Well this one has magical powers.

*She shoots at you with the minigun*

*I block the shots with my sword*

*That's not gonna work against her fast-firing minigun, since I've made it so your sword MUST be penetrated if it's used to block 25 or more bullets.*

Me: Oh what the heck I bought from some sword shop and this one was supposed to be the unpenetrate, did I just get scammed? Ok you know what that doesn't matter, cuz I brought the big guns anyways.
*I brought out a machine gun*

*It's imaginary, since you know you have other types of magic, right?*

Me: Narrator can I ask you a favor?

*Yeah sure*

Me: STOP TALKING! I'M TRYING NOT TO DIE HERE!

*Dark Marissa gets hit!*

Me: She didn't dodge at least

Dark Marissa: "Dark Marissa, OUT!"
*She disappears*

Me: Yeah that's right. Go back to goes town beyotch

*Next opponent, Secret Agent Winter.*

Me: Agent Winter?

*Bro she's a new character don't ask who every new character is*

Me: It's not like never seen a new character anyways

*Anyways, Winter is a cyborg who is also a secret agent.*

Me: A cyborg who is a secret agent. Interesting.

*The first challenger is... DARK MARISSA!*

Me: All least it wasn't Marissa.EX...... Nope not gonna say, I know I might jinx it. Anyways, let me guess it's a dark variant of my girlfriend.

[the exe's are good guys now]
*Also, wait WHAT??? Dark Marissa appears to be a g-g-g-ghost!*

Me: Ghost?

Dark Marissa: "You know me, right? The ghastly undead girlfriend of YOUR dark variant?"

Me: So your telling me the dark variants are undead spirits?

Dark Marissa: "No, just me."

Me: Oh

Dark Marissa: "Now to fight!"

Me: Wait. I remember ghost are immune to anything painful.

*No i kinda have to if i'm gonna narrate.*

Me: DUDE I'M GETTING MY BUTT KICKED OVER HERE, DO YOU HAVE AT LEAST A HINT TO DEFEAT HER WITH SOMETHING?!

*Maybe try snapping her out of this, she's supposed to be good."

Me: She was?

*Yeah.*

Me: Umm ok ig.

Dark Marissa: "Only magic hurts me."

Me: What kind of magic anyway?

Dark Marissa: "Any."

Me: Well in that case.
*I bring out my magical sword I brought out of nowhere*

Dark Marissa: "I-"

Me: DIE MF!
*I slash her with my magical sword*

*She gets hit, but doesn't die*
Dark Marissa: "Hahaha... Foolish mortal!"

Me: Ok that didn't work, maybe a second time.
*I swing my magical sword at her again*

*She disappears when you slash it*
???: Battlowisp, GO!"
[battlowisp, the fanmade pokemon. a fighting and ghost type. battlowisp has the ability to use dark punches on its enemies, which can deal lots of damage.]

Me: Is it too late to say too easy and who tf is saying that?

*...And it does.*

*I got hit*
Me: You really have to jinx it, or was that on me. Oh you know what it doesn't matter.

Gamer Girl: "Be careful, she can use Battlowisp's signature move, Flaming Sprits!"

Me: The flaming what?

*Battlowisp rushes at you with it*

Me: ........Ooooowww

*Suddenly Miraidon appears in its battle form!*

Me: Oh hey big guy.

*He uses Electro Drift*

Me: Go get'em buddy.

*She can use a few different guns.*

Me: What kind of different guns.

*Pistol, Shotgun, Minigun, Bazooka*

Me: Only 4 ay.

*She readies her shotgun*

Me: Is she checking if it has any ammo?

*She shoots!*

*But it hits my beanie*
Me: MY BEANIE HAT!

*Oh crap*

Me: Ok you cyborg beyotch! You messed with the wrong man here!
*I grabbed out my magical sword*