nsfw allowed

*teaches him to get bitches*

bob: (actually succeeds)

W

what the

*teaches him how to run the 40 yard dash*

bob: now i am stupid, faster

I wanna teach him to draw fanfics (but hopefully he fails horribly)

bob: (fails mildly)

the fanfic he drew look kinda good

F**k
Bob don't use what I just taught you

bob: (goes on horny steam to post fanfic)

NO BOB DONT DO IT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

bob: (gets over 100 upvotes)

though remember, i did not post, bob did

NOOOOOOO BOBBY WHHYYYY

Rip Bob 😔

can you post this on msmg i cant screenshot for some reason

Cook meth

bob: (makes cocaine)

That's one of the ingredients in my soup

bob: (spills soup)

I will make Bob do something good

Don't hate on Andrew bob

bob: andrew weird

Good job Bob

You have won good ending

Fix your mental state bob

bob: no

how to be alive 101

bob: how

this

bob: (dies)

try to die

bob: (exists)

now you alive and exist (you cant die because if you die you will not fail)

bob: but you did not teach me anything you just told me to do it

*teach how to time travel diagonally*

bob: (5d chess with multiverse time travel intensifies)

nahh bob is destroying the multiverse

yea, you're right

shit