not exactly cursed but oh well

I do acid

The trees have secrets

explain

They do not like humans

well duh. humans suck

And we keep cutting them down

this is why humans should go extinct. it'd be better for the environment

Yes, the trees agree

To counteract it, drink bleach. It's basic, and will save you from poisoning your blood with acidic liquids.

but that's the fun part

It's all the fun part, my friend.

but which is better bleach or acid

yes