Vegeta over 9000

((Oh I never thought I'd see another tfs fan

Boss music playing:

Farmer: (notices spaceship crash on his farm in the distance) OH GOD NO, MY MARIJUANA PATCH! I mean uhhh, my carrot patch. Uh... YEAH. (approaches crashed spaceship) Guess I'll do what any sensible Middle American would do in this situation (pulls out rifle): GIT MAH GUN!
Spaceship: Hello and welcome to Earth: with open bar.
Farmer: (notices Raditz getting out of his ship bathed in blue light) HOLY CRAP, IT'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! Oh wait, no... It’s an alien! HOLY S***, IT'S AN ALIEN!
Raditz: Finally, on this dead plan... (notices teeming wildlife) wait... what the crap? Did Kakarot screw this up? Oh, go***mnit! I knew we should have sent Turles.
Farmer: (thinking) I better think of something cool to say to make him stop (cocks gun, then shouting) HEY YOU! (thinking again) Genius, farmer... Genius.
Raditz: Aw, look at him! He thinks he's people. What's your power level, little human? Five, huh?
Farmer: (shoots) PROTECT ME, GUN!
Raditz: (catches the bullet) Hey! No! Bad human! (flicks it back)
Farmer: Damn it, I voted for Bush.
Raditz: Bad! Now get back up and say you're sorry. (Farmer doesn't move) Human? Huuuman? (sighs) So this is why dad said I couldn't keep Appule.
Me: *walks in* what the-

Eats Raditz*

Raditz: *protected by plot armor*

Hans: (is thinking whilst looking at his massive a7v tank)

Farmer: (notices spaceship crash on his farm in the distance) OH GOD NO, MY MARIJUANA PATCH! I mean uhhh, my carrot patch. Uh... YEAH. (approaches crashed spaceship) Guess I'll do what any sensible Middle American would do in this situation (pulls out rifle): GIT MAH GUN!
Spaceship: Hello and welcome to Earth: with open bar.
Farmer: (notices Raditz getting out of his ship bathed in blue light) HOLY CRAP, IT'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! Oh wait, no... It’s an alien! HOLY S***, IT'S AN ALIEN!
Raditz: Finally, on this dead plan... (notices teeming wildlife) wait... what the crap? Did Kakarot screw this up? Oh, go***mnit! I knew we should have sent Turles.
Farmer: (thinking) I better think of something cool to say to make him stop (cocks gun, then shouting) HEY YOU! (thinking again) Genius, farmer... Genius.
Raditz: Aw, look at him! He thinks he's people. What's your power level, little human? Five, huh?
Farmer: (shoots) PROTECT ME, GUN!
Raditz: (catches the bullet) Hey! No! Bad human! (flicks it back)
Farmer: Damn it, I voted for Bush.
Raditz: Bad! Now get back up and say you're sorry. (Farmer doesn't move) Human? Huuuman? (sighs) So this is why dad said I couldn't keep Appule.
Me: *walks in* what the-

Hans: (pulls out mp18) ICH VILL SHOOTEN DU!!

frostbite dragnoc: the hell where am i-

Farmer: (notices spaceship crash on his farm in the distance) OH GOD NO, MY MARIJUANA PATCH! I mean uhhh, my carrot patch. Uh... YEAH. (approaches crashed spaceship) Guess I'll do what any sensible Middle American would do in this situation (pulls out rifle): GIT MAH GUN!
Spaceship: Hello and welcome to Earth: with open bar.
Farmer: (notices Raditz getting out of his ship bathed in blue light) HOLY CRAP, IT'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! Oh wait, no... It’s an alien! HOLY S***, IT'S AN ALIEN!
Raditz: Finally, on this dead plan... (notices teeming wildlife) wait... what the crap? Did Kakarot screw this up? Oh, go***mnit! I knew we should have sent Turles.
Farmer: (thinking) I better think of something cool to say to make him stop (cocks gun, then shouting) HEY YOU! (thinking again) Genius, farmer... Genius.
Raditz: Aw, look at him! He thinks he's people. What's your power level, little human? Five, huh?
Farmer: (shoots) PROTECT ME, GUN!
Raditz: (catches the bullet) Hey! No! Bad human! (flicks it back)
Farmer: Damn it, I voted for Bush.
Raditz: Bad! Now get back up and say you're sorry. (Farmer doesn't move) Human? Huuuman? (sighs) So this is why dad said I couldn't keep Appule.
Me: *walks in* what the-

*he stares at raditz*

Raditz: *turns on his scouter* I sense a high power level nearby. It must be Kakarot! *Raditz flies off*
Me: well... That was unexpected...

i thought thatd be me

Me: your power level is on the level of a god so Raditz can't sense it with his scouter

right i forgot

*Raditz runs into Piccolo*
Raditz: you're not Kakarot...
Piccolo: I'm green, I have antenna, and I'm wearing a turban. *Sarcastically* I look like so many other people

*dragnoc uses the nazghul ring to teleport there*

Raditz: *flies off towards Kame house*

dang it- *he flys after him*

Me: well apparently that's wrong

god-

Me: well. Gohan was just kidnapped and we can't do anything about it.
*Piccolo makes his appearance, while also hinting at his eventual turn to the side of good*
Goku: Aw, geeze! Hey, look; I know you totally want to kill me and all, but today is kinda a bad day. My brother just showed up, turns out I'm an alien, he stole my kid...
Piccolo: Oh, yeah, I was watching that. That was priceless! (prolonged Evil Laugh) Sorry for your loss.

*he teleports back to the island*

Piccolo: Why should I help you?
Goku: I'll friend you on MySpace.
(Beat, cut to the two flying)
Piccolo: Tom, you've been replaced.

*he follows*

Raditz: *lands infront of Goku*
Goku: So what are you here for? The Dragon Balls?
Raditz: The... the Dragon's what?
Goku: The Dragon Balls, you know? There are seven of them? They grant you any wish you want? Like immortality.
Oolong: Or Bulma's panties.
Me: *stares at Oolong* excuse me?

*he crashes on the island like a nazghul*

*meanwhile on another planet*
Nappa: Hey Vegeta did you hear that?
Vegeta: Oh yeah, we're totally going to Earth to get our wish.
Nappa: Yeah! We're gonna get panties! ...I mean immortality. Immortality is what I meant! Right, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Just get in the damn pod.
*Back on earth*
Krillin: So you're his brother, huh? Wow, that must mean you'll be involved in a lot of future events, right? (Beat) ...right?
(Raditz bitch-slaps Krillin with his tail, sending him straight into Kame House and making the KOC appear for the first time)
Krillin: What did I say...?
Goku: Hey! Stop hitting Krillin!
Raditz: Why?
Goku: Because you're breaking Kame House!
Krillin: (from inside the hole in Kame House) Yeah... stop breaking Kame House.
Me: ...

*he force pulls raditz to him*

Raditz causally kidnaps Gohan:
Raditz: I'll be taking this, yoink.
After Raditz flies off with Gohan:
Goku: Someone stop him!
Goku: Damn it, Krillin!
Krillin: Hey, I was bitch-slapped through a house! What's your excuse?

*dragnoc flys after him* you wont escape me so easily

Me: he just did. He's gone

*he continues to fly after him*

Me: Dragnoc, Raditz disappeared from existence

nobody can just do that unless they are me