Time to make yall mad

Nah, I've had over 1000 before

not anymore, (because i'm not insane), but I have before

I've gotten 6,670 notifications

anyone could get 6000+ notifications in a day, but that would just be pointless and pretty stupid too

Have you gotten 30,000 before?

nope.

have you...?

Yes

y tho?

I was offline for a week

one week, 30k notifs 💀

Yep

Because yes