Cool mustache, Wario.
Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo!
How many dictators does it take
To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?
It's a disgrace what you did to your own people!
Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil!
You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia,
And the history books unfold ya
As a messed up mutha f**ka bent in the mind
Who built a superpower, but he paid the price
With the endless destruction of Russian lives!
If you're the man of steel, I spit kryptonite!
Big dick mystic, known to hypnotize!
I could end you with a whisper to your wife.

Look into my eyes you perverted witch!
See the soul of the man who made mother Russia his bitch!
You think I give a fuсk about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life!
You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock!
I'd leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot!
Your whole family, shot!
All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!
Starve you for days til you waste away!
I even crush motherfuсkers when I'm laid in state!
Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture!
Drop the hammer on you hard than I bitch slapped Hitler!

I have no pride for you, who ruined everything
My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!
I fought the bondage of classes! The proletariat masses
Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!
Let me start with you there, Frankenstein!
Looking like something out of R. L. Stine!
It's hip-hop chowder, red over white,
'Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight!
And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right-hand man,
But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!
Our whole future was bright! You let your heart grow dark,
And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!

Knock knock knock!
Did somebody say... Birthmarks?
Yo, I'm the host with the most Glasnost!
Assholes made a mess and the war got cold!
Shook hands with both Ronald's, Reagan and McDonald's!
No doubt, if your name end with "In", time to get out!
I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa!
Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid man, oh yeah!
You two need yoga!
You need a shower!
And you all need to learn how to handle real power!

Did somebody say real power?
Дa, you want to mess with me?
I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these beats.
Blow it up like a tuba, while I'm balling in Cuba.
Doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука!
I'm a president in my prime. My enemies don't distract me.
The last man who attacked me lived a half-life, so comrade, come at me!
You don't know what you're doing when you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin.
You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!