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There was this bully, right
Didn't even seem like the bully type
Walked right up to me and told me
"YOU LOOK LIKE A COOKIE BITE!"
I said,
"You could be right,
but me,
I'm not the lookie type."
So I walked away and then he hit me WITH A COOKING KNIFE.

[part 2]
He said,
"DID I TELL YOU
YOU COULD WALK AWAY, DUMB-"
I responded, "No.",
and the he hit me with AN EIGHT PUNCH.
All up in my face, and
Then I lost my patience
So I spun around and
whipped out 2 of
my ray guns.

[part 3]
He said "OH NO",
and then he tried to run away.
But I said,
"Oh no no, lil homie,
you messed up my day."
So I caught up to him
and I punched him in the face.
He said, "AH HA HA HA" then he hit me with some mace.
It left a taste, but I absorbed it without a trace.
Then right there I said, "I'm 'bout to put you in yo' place,
so you better say your grace!"
Then I chopped him in the waist.
These arms may be weak, but they can leave you in a brace.