exposing ryn part 1 (he requested)

LMAO

mom what did he mean by crusade

Im a muslim
shes a christian

oh ok da- i mean mister

FINISH THAT SENTENCE

i wanted to say "oh ok dad"

whar

im not ur dad

but del is my mom

ok and

i thought by the way u acted u liked her

naw it was a joke

u sure da- bro?

yes i am

don't believe you

bruh why would i simp for osmeone i odnt know

*don't
i win

ok

okay and

see my reply to ryn

bro he was just kidding its all like satire

exactly

whar

NAH

lmao

haram repent to Allah NOW!!!!

bro are you even a muslim

no but i know people who are and they would dissaprove of you

this was intended to be a joke
know taht i do try my best to be the best muslim i can

ok good dont take much offense

i dont
just remember that no human is all goody two shoes
all, even the most religiously strong people, are full of mistakes

yeah I know that and I do try to understand that and its better like that anyway nobody really likes a goody two shoes

I feel pressured sometimes because atheists don’t understand that being religious isn’t easy
Your mentality is totally different
Your obligations are different
Ppl point out your mistakes when they can’t do any better
“Isn’t swearing haram” stfu you say the f word 26 times a day
Bitch

I also have a religion that I do my best to follow and yes I do agree that atheists dont always understand your religion and everything is diffrent but i wouldn't steryotype all athiests like that because some of my closest friends are atheists yet they don't care about relgion and even if they do say that, just correct them. it's worse to succumb to them if you keep correcting them, they will eventually stop.

one of my closest friends is the one who said "Isn't swearing haram" even tho his catchphrase is "Shut the f**k up bitch"
he's this branch of Christianity he calls "chill Christians"
also he's gay 💀

bro like how does he consider himself Christian?

lmao idk

chill jews like hitler ig

yea the KKK loves MLK

the gun stores love having no money

Albanians hate racism

Russia loves Ukraine

Danny hates children

THP loves porn

Bubonic wouldn't ever shove a lighter into her clitoris

Asriel hates the half life franchise

Del swears

I have sex everyday

I never think about beating the absolute shit out of Satan and I never think about carving holy phrases into his chest with a knife
/hj

I eat beef everyday

are you vegetarian

no hindu

yes but
are you a vegetarian

no being hindu does not require being vegetarian

yes but
you implied that you are a vegetarian

when i said I don't eat beef?

i mean
yes
shit i just rembered ☠ i used to have a friend who ate goat and shit but never beef

yes its like how pork is haram hindus can eat beef

yea yea yea i just forgot my bad

i forgor

ok

lol